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    League of Legends Best of 2020 and our 5 Million celebration thread!

    League of Legends Best of 2020 and our 5 Million celebration thread!


    Best of 2020 and our 5 Million celebration thread!

    Posted: 20 Jan 2021 12:58 PM PST

    Here to consolidate some megathreads as we only have space for 2 stickies at a time.

    Please do not try to reply to this, this just holds the links to the threads.

    Happy 5 million subs! To celebrate, we have Best Of 2020!

    Best of 2020 Submission Thread!

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    Is it absolutely necessary for Viego's enemy-possessions to be so deliberately confusing on the scoreboard

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 11:52 AM PST

    What is the point of the map and scoreboard showing the icon of the champion (with items, of course) of who he possessed? This causes confusion and doesn't provide any meaningful information.

    While seeing who he is possessing is important information, the turnover is too quick for this to always be useful, and we don't need this information updated in real-time on the Tab screen.

    I'm not even going to get into him getting Galio's W shield indefinitely after possessing him, or the Ornn item thing, for example. Surely there will be other examples.

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    I lose lane off this hook btw

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 06:44 AM PST

    They Practiced So Long For This Combo, Only to Be Gragas'd

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 01:53 AM PST

    Patch 11.3 Preview

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 02:05 PM PST

    Riot Scruffy Tweeted the upcoming changes for patch 11.3


    11.3 Patch Preview is here. This is definitely a meaty patch.

    • Took a big sweep across items to find over and underperformers

    • More reductions on systemic healing (but not all nerfs just shifting)

    • Lots of OP and sad champions to adjust

    More tomorrow when we have full changes



    Imgur (image) mirror: https://imgur.com/a/hXZbs8E



    >>> Item/Rune Nerfs<<<

    Deadman's Plate

    • Health: 475 >>> 400

    Staff of Flowing Water

    • AP: 60 >>> 50

    Zhonya's Hourglass

    • Seeker's Cost: 900 >>> 1000g

    • Total cost: 2500 >>> 2600g


    Ironspike Whip

    • [REMOVED] Minions and monsters take double damage below 50% HP

    Goredrinker

    • Active heal: 12 >>> 8% missing health

    Ravenous Hydra

    • Omnivamp: 15% >>> 8-16% by champ level

    Sterak's Gage

    • Base shield: 200 >>> 100

    • Shield duration: 5 >>> 4s



    >>> Item Buffs <<<

    Force of Nature

    • Movement speed per stack: 6 (max 30) >>> 8 (max 40)

    Frozen Heart

    • Cost: 2700 >>> 2500

    • Armor: 80 >>> 70


    Chemtech Putrifier

    • Ability Haste: 15 >>> 20

    • [NEW] Healing or shielding an ally will cause their next damage to inflict 60% Grievous Wounds for 3 seconds


    Immortal Shieldbow

    • Attack damage: 50 >>> 60

    • Attack Speed: 15 >>> 20%


    Phantom Dancer

    • AD: 0 >>> 20

    • AS: 45 >>> 25%

    • Long sword replacing dagger in build

    • Max stacks to get bonus AS: 5 >>> 3

    • Bonus AS at max stacks: 40 >>> 30%


    Lord Dominik's Regards

    • Armor Penetration: 25 >>> 35%

    Verdant Barrier

    • [Passive Reworked] Killing a unit grants 1 MR (max 15)

    • Cost: 1200 >>> 1000g


    Banshee Veil

    • AP: 65 >>> 80

    • Cost: 2500 >>> 2600


    Horizon Focus

    • AP: 100 >>> 115

    • Hypershot minimum range: 750 >>> 700


    Silvermere Dawn



    >>> Item Adjustments <<<

    Leeching Leer

    • Omnivamp: 10% >>> 5%

    • Health: 150 >>> 250


    Riftmaker

    • Omnivamp: 15% >>> 8-16% by champ level

    • Health: 150 >>> 250


    Eclipse

    • Shield: 150 (75 ranged) >>> 180 (90 ranged)

    • Omnivamp: 10% >>> 5-10% by champ level



    >>> Champion Nerfs <<<

    Olaf


    Cho'Gath


    Pantheon


    Rammus


    Anivia


    Elise


    Ivern


    Seraphine


    Udyr


    Taliyah



    >>> Champion Buffs <<<

    Karma


    Sylas


    Singed


    Riven


    Jinx


    Ezreal


    Morderkaiser


    Vladimir


    Shyvana



    >>> Champion Adjustments <<<

    Rell

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    I'm genuinely shocked that Jinx hasn't got a pool party skin yet

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 01:00 PM PST

    Like pool party as a skinline isn't really for me, but damn Jinx honestly feels like she'd be perfect for it. She has three whole guns which I think could very easily be turned into some fun take on water guns. Plus, who wouldn't wanna kill someone across the map with a giant inflatable?

    It was also be fitting considering that Jinx was originally teased in the flashes for the first Pool party skins. Little fun fact there

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    Faker dodging Cassiopeia’s flash+ult

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 06:29 AM PST

    New Sion bug? We just got stomped in a game by this Sion support abusing some sort of long range Q that's bugged. It seems to be an interaction with hex-flash, but I'm not quite sure.

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 05:22 PM PST

    Hikaru (TSM Chess Streamer) has a Chess.com authorized smurf account. Should Riot do the same for League?

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 02:26 PM PST

    I was enjoying some twitch clips from LSF and came across one of Hikaru (famous chess streamer and grandmaster) playing on a brand new chess.com account against the chess equivalent of Bronze/Silver.

    Navigating to the profile page of this account one finds that this new account is an

    Authorized Speed Run Account Hikaru Nakamura

    All points [chess LP equivalent] lost to this account will be refunded

    You can see this here: https://www.chess.com/member/norad (or highlighted here: https://i.imgur.com/xZ8tLhY.png).

    Should Riot implement the same concept into league?

    Pros:

    1. Matching up against a pro player ends up being an entirely cool experience.

    2. Streamers can do unranked to challenger content without affecting the climbs of other players.

    Cons:

    1. Obviously can't refund all LP since league is a team game.

    2. How do promos work?

    3. Still ends up wasting 20-40 minutes, basically a 30 minute remake

    I think this could be a good idea and I know I personally would be excited to see more challenger players in my games but probably should be something restricted to

    (a) pro players

    or

    (b) members of the league partner program

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    Kelsey Moser joins Evil Genius as Competitive and Collegiate Development Lead

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 04:19 PM PST

    Twitter post announcement: https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/1353855245823188992

    Kelsey Moser is a fantastic analyst in the League amateur + collegiate scene who is held in really high regard by basically everyone I know in the AM scene, and EG prodigies are probably going to be even more top tier now going into BIG League.

    For reference: EGP just got 2nd yesterday after taking tourney favorites Solafide to game 5 in the first Tier 2 amateur tourney, Risen. And given there is still potentially another 5 leagues that EGP will play in I'm pretty excited to see how this works out for them.

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    How does Riot decide to make a champion manaless?

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 06:18 AM PST

    Obviously Viego is out now, and he doesn't use mana. Aside from the ninja champs, who all use energy, the manaless champs cover a pretty wide range. I'm curious if making a champ without mana is something decided early on or later in the development process. Anyone have ideas?

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    Riot is nerfing rammus while completely ignoring Camille and malphite, jhin and kai'sa's inexcusable numbers.

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 04:50 PM PST

    This isn't something like inflated winrate due to having a low pick rate. Camille and malphite Darius have been the top dogs in top lane for a VERY long time. It may be a different story for jhin and kai'sa but those two combined almost have a 100% presence in games. There is also shit in mid lane like fizz and ekko that exist. But no nerf rammus guys he's too op

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    Perkz: "I'M SORRY to my EU fans once Cloud9 finishes above all the EU teams" - EXTENDED INTERVIEW

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 07:27 AM PST

    Which ability is the most popular to level up first across all champs? Here are the numbers.

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 08:37 AM PST

    EDIT: Yes the title is poorly worded. This post is about what ability is "maxed" first, not what ability is taken at level 1.

    EDIT 2: Fixed some mistakes caught by various comments.

    I was bored yesterday so I looked up on u.gg the most commonly maxed basic ability on each champ, then used Sheets to compile the results. This obviously doesn't factor in ultimate abilities or form changes. Here are the results:

    TL;DR

    Q W E R
    104 23 26 1

    Unsurprisingly most champs max Q first as expected, but I never realized just how high of a percentage does, over two thirds of all champs! The only interesting outlier is our good pal Udyr most commonly maxing his R first. I think he's the only champ with a basic ability on R that isn't a form change, but I'm probably wrong.

    Here are the links used for reference if you're curious, they were all made from using the replace function in N++ but there's probably at least one that doesn't work correctly.

    CHAMP First Maxed Ability Reference Link
    Aatrox Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Aatrox/build
    Ahri Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Ahri/build
    Akali Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Akali/build
    Alistar Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Alistar/build
    Amumu E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Amumu/build
    Anivia E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Anivia/build
    Annie Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Annie/build
    Aphelios Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Aphelios/build
    Ashe W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Ashe/build
    Aurelion Sol W https://u.gg/lol/champions/AurelionSol/build
    Azir Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Azir/build
    Bard Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Bard/build
    Blitzcrank Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Blitzcrank/build
    Brand W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Brand/build
    Braum Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Braum/build
    Caitlyn Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Caitlyn/build
    Camille Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Camille/build
    Cassiopeia E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Cassiopeia/build
    Cho'Gath E https://u.gg/lol/champions/ChoGath/build
    Corki Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Corki/build
    Darius Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Darius/build
    Diana Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Diana/build
    Dr. Mundo E https://u.gg/lol/champions/DrMundo/build
    Draven Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Draven/build
    Ekko Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Ekko/build
    Elise Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Elise/build
    Evelynn Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Evelynn/build
    Ezreal Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Ezreal/build
    Fiddlesticks W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Fiddlesticks/build
    Fiora Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Fiora/build
    Fizz E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Fizz/build
    Galio Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Galio/build
    Gangplank Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Gangplank/build
    Garen E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Garen/build
    Gnar Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Gnar/build
    Gragas Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Gragas/build
    Graves Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Graves/build
    Hecarim Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Hecarim/build
    Heimerdinger W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Heimerdinger/build
    Illaoi E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Illaoi/build
    Irelia Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Irelia/build
    Ivern E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Ivern/build
    Janna W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Janna/build
    Jarvan IV Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/JarvanIV/build
    Jax W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Jax/build
    Jayce Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Jayce/build
    Jhin Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Jhin/build
    Jinx Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Jinx/build
    Kai'Sa Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/KaiSa/build
    Kalista E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Kalista/build
    Karma Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Karma/build
    Karthus Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Karthus/build
    Kassadin E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Kassadin/build
    Katarina Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Katarina/build
    Kayle Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Kayle/build
    Kayn Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Kayn/build
    Kennen Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Kennen/build
    Kha'Zix Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/KhaZix/build
    Kindred Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Kindred/build
    Kled Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Kled/build
    Kog'Maw W https://u.gg/lol/champions/KogMaw/build
    LeBlanc W https://u.gg/lol/champions/LeBlanc/build
    Lee Sin Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/LeeSin/build
    Leona W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Leona/build
    Lillia Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Lillia/build
    Lissandra Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Lissandra/build
    Lucian Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Lucian/build
    Lulu E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Lulu/build
    Lux E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Lux/build
    Malphite Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Malphite/build
    Malzahar E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Malzahar/build
    Maokai E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Maokai/build
    Master Yi Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/MasterYi/build
    Miss Fortune Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/MissFortune/build
    Mordekaiser Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Mordekaiser/build
    Morgana Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Morgana/build
    Nami W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Nami/build
    Nasus Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Nasus/build
    Nautilus Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Nautilus/build
    Neeko Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Neeko/build
    Nidalee Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Nidalee/build
    Nocturne Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Nocturne/build
    Nunu and Willump Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Nunu/build
    Olaf Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Olaf/build
    Orianna Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Orianna/build
    Ornn W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Ornn/build
    Pantheon Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Pantheon/build
    Poppy Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Poppy/build
    Pyke Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Pyke/build
    Qiyana Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Qiyana/build
    Quinn W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Quinn/build
    Rakan W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Rakan/build
    Rammus Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Rammus/build
    Rek'Sai Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/RekSai/build
    Rell W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Rell/build
    Renekton Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Renekton/build
    Rengar Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Rengar/build
    Riven Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Riven/build
    Rumble Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Rumble/build
    Ryze Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Ryze/build
    Samira Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Samira/build
    Sejuani W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Sejuani/build
    Senna Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Senna/build
    Seraphine Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Seraphine/build
    Sett Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Sett/build
    Shaco E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Shaco/build
    Shen Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Shen/build
    Shyvana E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Shyvana/build
    Singed Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Singed/build
    Sion Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Sion/build
    Sivir Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Sivir/build
    Skarner Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Skarner/build
    Sona Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Sona/build
    Soraka W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Soraka/build
    Swain Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Swain/build
    Sylas W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Sylas/build
    Syndra Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Syndra/build
    Tahm Kench Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/TahmKench/build
    Taliyah Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Taliyah/build
    Talon W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Talon/build
    Taric E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Taric/build
    Teemo E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Teemo/build
    Thresh Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Thresh/build
    Tristana E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Tristana/build
    Trundle Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Trundle/build
    Tryndamere Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Tryndamere/build
    Twisted Fate Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/TwistedFate/build
    Twitch E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Twitch/build
    Udyr R https://u.gg/lol/champions/Udyr/build
    Urgot W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Urgot/build
    Varus Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Varus/build
    Vayne W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Vayne/build
    Veigar Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Veigar/build
    Vel'Koz Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Vel'Koz/build
    Vi Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Vi/build
    Viego Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/viego/build
    Viktor E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Viktor/build
    Vladimir Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Vladimir/build
    Volibear W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Volibear/build
    Warwick W https://u.gg/lol/champions/Warwick/build
    Wukong Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Wukong/build
    Xayah E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Xayah/build
    Xerath Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Xerath/build
    Xin Zhao W https://u.gg/lol/champions/XinZhao/build
    Yasuo Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Yasuo/build
    Yone Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Yone/build
    Yorick Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Yorick/build
    Yuumi E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Yuumi/build
    Zac E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Zac/build
    Zed Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Zed/build
    Ziggs Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Ziggs/build
    Zilean Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Zilean/build
    Zoe Q https://u.gg/lol/champions/Zoe/build
    Zyra E https://u.gg/lol/champions/Zyra/build

    Before you comment "Ackshuawllllly Xin Zhao mains all max Q now" or something, just know that despite being challenjour I don't actually main every champ, nor do I know the "best" maxing strategy for each champ. I simply took the most popular skill order from u.gg. What can you or I do with this newfound information? Probably nothing but I thought it was neat.

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    G2 Martin Ranking Week 1

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 03:45 AM PST

    TOP - Martin 4

    JGL - Martin 6

    MID - Martin 2

    Bot - Martin 1

    Sup - Martin 3

    Dimi - Martin 5

    Martin 1, only one death, really good play so far. Martin 2 & 3 keep their positions. Martin 4 annoyed Grabbz really hard with the Ivern pick, but theres no way he can be Martin 5 since there is their Jungler. Martin 5 joined as a Data Analyst and this leaves Martin 6 to the JGL.

    Source: https://i.imgur.com/MmPLKA1.png

    For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlCbZf_Ri4&feature=emb_title

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    Santorin LOVES TEAM LIQUID: 'I've never seen a bot lane of mine destroy enemy bot lanes so much'

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 08:24 AM PST

    Caps Recaps with Rekkles

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 02:45 AM PST

    skarner in urf is quite something

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 03:30 PM PST

    PSA: Chovy had a legendary performance yesterday

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 02:02 PM PST

    There was a lot of different games between the regions yesterday. I just wanted to highlight how special Chovy's performance was yesterday. It's really rare to see something like that vs a top tier team. I don't recall if I've ever seen anything like it where the midlaner just absolutely destroys the other team in 2 straight games like this. GenG aren't some scrubs.

    IMO his Yone performance was the more impressive one since it's not played that much and the few times we do see it, it is nowhere near as dominant as this.

    Here is Damage for Game 2 and 3-
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsgBLbUUcAQmtch?format=jpg&name=large
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsgPVh-VEAY1lNZ?format=jpg&name=large

    Highlights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7obpzDJ4Jw

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    1/25 PBE Update: Loot Assets & Tentative Balance Changes

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 12:38 PM PST

    Orbital laser karthus?

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 03:35 AM PST

    How can it be that karthus doesn't have a sci fi skin, it absolutely needs a skin where the ult is laser pointers or laser circles slowly closing in on the target during the channel and then KAZAM! a laser from a starship above

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    Blue buff ignoring poor Viego

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 06:40 AM PST

    Drawing all champs day 130 - Urgot

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 11:55 AM PST

    Drawing all champs day 130 - Urgot

    In this 13+ game with things like Yuumi or Zoe there is also cyborg warlord who impales people on a drill and drags them into the grinder in his mechanical body. Let that sink in.

    Imgur link if the pic won't work: https://i.imgur.com/JkILrdz.png

    https://preview.redd.it/d7zqr0p01jd61.png?width=3120&format=png&auto=webp&s=262ef68dce8ff6a21c0a6946b39e9573b85bb28d

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    Svenskeren: "It’s pretty crazy we were able to get IgNar and Impact. Those two signings are huge. I’ve wanted to play with them for a long time... [we're going to] do our best to take out the title."

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 03:35 PM PST

    whats up with kaisa and vayne?

    Posted: 25 Jan 2021 07:12 AM PST

    kaisa and vayne supposedly are late game scaling champions however (I'm a support main) recently it feels like there early level lane abusers.

    kaisa with ail of blades procs her passive almost every short trade, and vayne with press the attack always gets 1/4 of the enemy health away with her true damage passive and e.

    if there paired with a engager support they feel disgusting as they beat you in early and also outscale you hard.

    picks like xayah, kogmaw, sivir, or aphelios feel just underpowered since they take much longer to start impacting the game.

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    Question from a player coming from DOTA

    Posted: 24 Jan 2021 11:10 PM PST

    Do league players not care about smurfs? I know smurfs exist in both games but they're generally hated in dota. People despise them for ruining games. If someone who was an Immortal (Grandmaster~Challenger) and playing in Archon (Silver) and tried to make some youtube clickbait vod about how he went 20-0 1v9, that shit would probably get disliked and the player would be flamed endlessly.

    It's like the opposite in league. Smurfs seem to get worshipped here. They're praised and admired. Noone cares that the majority of the league content players are smurfing way below their elo. I've tried playing ranked and I've gotten smurfs boldly admit it, expecting everyone to fawn over them.

    Dota players generally hate smurfs because they ruin games. Noone wants to be the backdrop and get carried or be the fodder for some dickwad. Everytime a smurf post appears on the dota subreddit, it's upvoted and we spam this copypasta:

    I'm a professional Basketball player. I show up to the middle school down the street. "These fuckin plebs have no idea what's coming," I say to myself. I don my best wig. It fits just right. "LMAO these little shits have no clue. I'm fuckin invisible to the system." XD i whisper, xd. I make my way to the court. I know no one is going to check. "ROFL these little turd baskets still haven't figured it out." I'm literally jumping over people 360 windmill dunking. "They don't stand a god damn chance," I say, fully erect. Game is over before the opponents reach 6 points; I'm just that fuckin good. As we shake hands and exchange gg's, I overhear a little bitch complaining something along the lines of, "this isn't fair, even a blind dead cat could tell that's Lebron James. Why does this game count? Why do my stats count?? His wig looks like dogshit." I yell over to him, "Get good you little bitch! Or maybe smurf down at the YMCA across the street if you wanna win!" LMAO. Another successful win, another successful smurf. "God damn it feels good today. Thank god Basketball switched to Valve's system. Thank god." I make my way to the next middle school. Today is going to be a phenomenal day.

    What the fuck? Why is there such a big gap in public perception of smurfs between the two games? Shouldn't we dislike smurfs? What's impressive about stomping people clearly worse than you?

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